Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
what sound do clodsires make
i think im gonna do it
goddammit the new $500 mario kart looks fun as hell
every time i see @amy post something without writing "Hi" first its weird, like if Phineas and Ferb cuts to Doofenschmirtz and you don't hear the "Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated" jingle
man some days twitter is just Fun
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@vaporeon_ a group of glaceons
which is the best object of worship?
I worship at the church of the big ass dandelion, and the church of whatever this is
https://x.com/PostsOfCats/status/1929232381505905095
Should I play Deltarune
(i would never actually name something [\w]*ObjectInstance this is an exaggeration for comedy)
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POLL TO FOLLOW
In The Force Awakens, Finn convinces BB-8 to tell Rey the location of the Resistance base and then gives him a thumbs-up, to which BB-8 responds like so:
Sherclod Holmes
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hi @vaporeon_ i am feeling a little too hot could i get a cooldown
anyone want to see homophobes accidentally making something badass
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
