Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
(i would never actually name something [\w]*ObjectInstance this is an exaggeration for comedy)
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POLL TO FOLLOW
In The Force Awakens, Finn convinces BB-8 to tell Rey the location of the Resistance base and then gives him a thumbs-up, to which BB-8 responds like so:
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hi @vaporeon_ i am feeling a little too hot could i get a cooldown
anyone want to see homophobes accidentally making something badass
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@wallhackio @vaporeon_ I thought it was two guys going 😐
genuinely surprised they had no complaints about the cross-dressing alien
again, i did not include :3 because it is too strong and would probably win
pick one:
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this is my punishment for knowing who Sydney Sweeney is
imagine waking up today and learning you are now unemployed that'd be pretty cringe
re: pokemon slander
next game theyre gonna release a new pokemon called "Torakku" and it's just gonna be a fucking monster truck with anime eyes
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
