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personally, i identify as an unemployed man trapped in an employed man's body

pretty sure my work laptop is completely fucked

My work laptop is borked I literally cannot do my job right now

I tied for first at a recent work trivia game because I know how many tsps are in a tbsp I'm so glad I learned how to cook

so proud of this community. for voting on this perfectly

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I will give the first person to correctly explain why this compiles a nice compliment

#include <iostream>

class A {};

int main() {
std::cout << &(A() = a) << "\n";
}

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its crazy how in this new, fucked-up cornball era of super smash bros ultimate that top level joker now looks fair and balanced

Apparently it is literally canon that Donald Trump owns the Death Note

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SMTP

he won a recent, small invitational and man. what ultimate could've been

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man i forgot how beautiful mkleo's joker was

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