clodboy cowdsire @wallhackio@cat.family

or you can bongos -> attack -> bongos. a true combo. it accomplishing nothing but it's very effective

the single best thing about baldur's gate 3 is that playing your instrument costs no resources during battle so you can run into a boss's face and hit him with your strongest attack and then start playing the bongos. right there. right in their face. without any penalty. it's great

hey yall will i miss out on side quests if i go to act ii? I haven't finished up the forge, and there some odds and ends in the underdark (arcane tower, sussy bark tree, and that obnoxious boss that turns you to stone that I can't FUCKING kill for shit)

man I REALLY missed out playing waiting until now to get her

you can make her go on an unbridled rage after killing the people with her and the AI takes over and makes her destroy shit in the area for like, 90 seconds lmao

i thought wyll was boring but now that's she's here he should be less boring

just met karlach and she's cool

@coriander by "minor spoilers" i mean something like "you meet them in act II" or "do this questline in act I"

when do i meet the character @coriander is down bad for i still haven't found them yet and i almost started act II without realizing. you can tell me minor spoilers at this point i wouldn't mind

i FELL for a FUCKING mimic trap NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just had a party member pushed into lava and managed to get them out of the situation without them dying

and before you ask, without cockroach

it is time. for bigass bowl of spaghetti. for diner

whoever decided the conditions which induce the "suprised" effect, i hope your pillow is slightly uncomfortable tonight

if quicksave/quickload there is a 75% chance i will hit the opposite hotkey and FUCK EVERYTHING THE FUCK UP

tactician difficulty is starting to become Pain in the Ass

my purified water tastes like fish.

i take out the filter and put it back in.

the purified water no longer tastes like fish.

the fuck?

my other major criticism of the game is that i only roll nat 20's after i spend a gazillion resources to make the roll more likely to succeed

my biggest critique of baldur's gate 3 is that you can pick up almost anything and put it in your inventory and as an extreme completionist/optimize-the-fun-outter it takes everything in me not to pocket every barrel so i can sell them to a trader later

the best indication that i'm really really liking baldur's gate 3 is that i'm already imagining what i could do different on a second playthrough