Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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@Thomas no wrong choice here
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@vaporeon_ there was an owl in my younger sister's backyard and it has some angry opinions at some creature in a nearby tree but i unfortunately wasn't able to see it
@monorail i literally did shit like this while making my badge 💀
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@lapis sending my energy
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Complete NYT Crossword Spoiler for 2026-10-18
new contender for the most ridiculous crossword clue i have ever seen
@cam gandalf the gay
Eminem and Kid Rock released a Christian rap song two days ago
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Sidney Crosby has discovered the radiator.
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@Thomas Eminem and Kid Rock just released a Christian rap song two days ago and I think that counts as a curse
@vaporeon_ clod morning
@murz good luck!!!!!!!!!
@vaporeon_ many such cases unfortunately
@vaporeon_ @hex works for me!
Complete NYT Crossword Spoiler for 2026-10-18
new contender for the most ridiculous crossword clue i have ever seen
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
