Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@soft accidentally memorizing the three-digit code on the back of my credit card is one of the worst financial decisions i have ever made

SONIC ADVENTURE IS WOKE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@monorail @amy

@lapis one of my favorite anime is from 2007 and the literal very first scene depicts a character with horrible racist character design and the first arc is kinda sorta pro-life

@lapis not in the list

@lapis neither was actually the game from the screenshot i shared!

Frostpunk "contains no Woke content" even though one of the DLC missions literally lets you invent communism

so apparently Baldur's Gate 2 is Woke because it features a character who briefly turns into a woman as a result of a potion in a scene that is "depicted humorously," but the Destroy All Humans! 2 remake is also Woke because it removes a plotline from the original game that featured a character getting a sex change in a scene that was depicted humorously

guess the game

I wonder if Fredrick Douglass's memoir is woke because it "espouses modern day political sentiments"

you all will be happy to know that Bloons Tower Defense 6 is considered red alert on the Woke Content Detector list

I wonder if that giant spreadsheet that tracks whether games are "woke" considered Read Dead 2 woke because the main characters dislike slavery

Christopher Nolan is an interesting director for me, given that I am always excited when he releases a new film even though I've ever loved one single movie of his (Interstellar)

@lapis PREACH

@coriander nope, I will never root for the Kansas City chiefs

@coriander I don't have any clue how she did it. She spent all her savings on a rather extravagant wedding and she and her husband lived in a rather expensive house they rented. They must have gotten a lot of help from their friends or something I dunno

@coriander my younger sister, somehow

@coriander (me neither)