Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@SportsGoblin we might be a good team actually
A brand new, 10 minute Folding Ideas? What year is it?
re: Riverdale S1:E05
@lapis ah so by "garbage" you meant riverdale lmao
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This is my kitten (5-7 months, conflicting info so for ease I'm saying 6 months)
Sir Robin "Puck" Goodfellow, or "Puck" for short. (Didn't do that particular play but yes I was a Theatre Gay in high school)
I didn't plan on getting a new cat until October but tbh I feel like Mr Mittens guided me to meet this one. The meows (when he's not just mewing) are very similar, they have that same round quality I'll have to try recording one at some point.
He's still his own cat, and he's very mischevous, playful and loves cuddles. And I got barely any sleep because of him last night but as long as I don't keel over I'm fine.
Everyone say Hi to Puck and swear an oath of fealty. 💜💜💜
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What is the preferred number of CPU cores one should have on their system?
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arms
body
legs
flesh
skin
bones
sinew
good luck
@monorail we did this at my old job 
@coriander good luck!!!!
@vaporeon_ what a coincidence, I always aim to have a system with at least 1 CPU core
I am the top 5 sleepiest of all time today
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@Lucy @AsterMeadows oh wait this one is the gay one (as in homosexual)
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I got in bed around Yukon and now he's just sleeping with his back to mine
@Lucy @AsterMeadows THIS VIDEO IS FUCKIN GAY! AS IN, HOMOSEXUAL!!
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@wallhackio hey clod i remembered a cool video thats relevant to wat u are playing
@AsterMeadows thanks this is extremely relevant
@The_T wait hold on which ones don't you have
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
