Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander aw yea what happened this time
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i eat bread for the love of the grain
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@monorail I was like damn, holly's out early today
my toxic trait is that I used microsoft paint for one of the diagrams in my master's thesis
@amy fuck yeah
@coriander I am devastated that the microphone did not pick up my IRL reaction it was very good
@coriander my second-proudest achievement!
(my most proud achievement, of course, being the first time this has happened)
the house smells like cinnamon roll 😋
sorry for the shit quality i am still learning how to properly fempreg
@holly its a good medium imo
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@wallhackio one time i had a fuckin loony tunes moment where i was riding my horse down a dirt path and i saw this fuckin dude on the side of the road next to a dead horse n i was starin at him like "wtf is that all about?" so i wasnt lookin where i was goin and fuckin SLAMMED my character into a sign post and my character fell str8 to the ground while my horse skidded across the ground ahead
my favorite Immersive Detail in read dead redemption 2 is that the fact that if i hit a rock jutting out of the road while riding my horse my character falls off and hilarious rag doll physics ensue for both me and my horse
re: Thirst trap
@Fruan this would work on me
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
