Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@monorail I was like damn, holly's out early today
my toxic trait is that I used microsoft paint for one of the diagrams in my master's thesis
@amy fuck yeah
@coriander I am devastated that the microphone did not pick up my IRL reaction it was very good
@coriander my second-proudest achievement!
(my most proud achievement, of course, being the first time this has happened)
the house smells like cinnamon roll 😋
sorry for the shit quality i am still learning how to properly fempreg
@holly its a good medium imo
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@wallhackio one time i had a fuckin loony tunes moment where i was riding my horse down a dirt path and i saw this fuckin dude on the side of the road next to a dead horse n i was starin at him like "wtf is that all about?" so i wasnt lookin where i was goin and fuckin SLAMMED my character into a sign post and my character fell str8 to the ground while my horse skidded across the ground ahead
my favorite Immersive Detail in read dead redemption 2 is that the fact that if i hit a rock jutting out of the road while riding my horse my character falls off and hilarious rag doll physics ensue for both me and my horse
re: Thirst trap
@Fruan this would work on me
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@lapis a glitchcat tradition
@coriander just did my longest yeah boi ever
@coriander oh sheeeeeeeit
@coriander whats happening
@lapis watchu cooking
@alas write blog or else report
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
