Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ then again, there is a spot in the fridge that freezes my shit, so they really are the same thing
@coriander also the nicest character in the film is named Caleb which makes it even better
@Thomas I also hate Al
@coriander banger film, The People have no taste
@vaporeon_ they both make things cold so its the exact same thing when you really think about it
"i bust constantly" - coriander the golbin, 2026
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@coriander I feel like my ghost wouldn't ask this question unless it was really important so I probably would
Hot as fuck outside
shout outs to that one time that a coworker pushed code to main that changed 600 different files and the commit message was simply "hold on to your butts"
@Gulfie 39% of all fedi users HATED this toot
@AsterMeadows hi aster 
@AsterMeadows wow this one is GREAT
May have been a tactical error to consume this during a heat advisory warning but fuck it, we ball
oh damn the "extra hot" golden curry brand is not fucking around
The Grogu Who Shot Liberty Valence
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
