Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ I've always wanted to do that
@lapis you can use it I give you permission
@vaporeon_ they should let me have 85 degrees
@vaporeon_ imagine taking a compsci class that uses the dragon book and then i build a compiler!!
imagine taking any humanities class that has foucault so I finally read foucault!!!
@vaporeon_ to learn more everything
I want to take math classes and compsci classes and physics classes and film classes and english classes and and history classes and gender studies classes
🎓
I want to go back to school
🎓
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@vaporeon_ @murz I did not actually post my mom's credit card online it was just random numbers
@murz it's my mom's credit card
@vaporeon_ someone should really do something about this guy
@vaporeon_ ⬆️ wet blue rat noises
@Thomas wow... the future sounds delicious........
@lapis it's my mom's credit card
@vaporeon_ this was a misspelling of groceries and not all meant to refer to grok
i need some grokeries
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
Have a rare photo of Kyrie (she doesn't like having my phone focused on her) and a fresh photo of Mr Mittens from about 2 minutes ago
@Thomas what will you have for dinner
@murz this is exactly what happened 🔍 
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
