Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ ⬆️ wet blue rat noises
@Thomas wow... the future sounds delicious........
@lapis it's my mom's credit card
@vaporeon_ this was a misspelling of groceries and not all meant to refer to grok
i need some grokeries
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
Have a rare photo of Kyrie (she doesn't like having my phone focused on her) and a fresh photo of Mr Mittens from about 2 minutes ago
@Thomas what will you have for dinner
@murz this is exactly what happened 🔍 
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@redboy I don't know what I did wrong but my pages don't link up correctly
man i am soooo sleepy. if only there were some sort of solution to my problem
NEW ERRANT SIGNAL!!
i beat journey of the prairie king hard mode the other day
long ass day
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@Lucy I am trying very hard to make an adequate pun. I will update if I find it
@coriander respect, but still reported.
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
