Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@cam wow this is art, thanks
@vaporeon_ every time my roommates cook with peanut oil the house smells soooooooo good 🤤
@vaporeon_ unfortunately i do not like the taste of olive oil 🥲
I know. I've tried. I've bought the good stuff. I just really, really dislike it. My loss.
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio i'm always thinking this
this obscure, boring youtube short showing costco peanut oil with Halsey's Without Me playing in the background is hilarious to me for reasons I cannot explain
shouldve bought the 35 pounds of peanut oil from costco, dammit
@vaporeon_ I presumed they were oil drums full of peanut oil
@vaporeon_ we got a shitton of lettuce with this week's groceries and i plan to eat many salads so they don't go bad
@vaporeon_ cooking, frying things, and making salad dressings
@vaporeon_ acceptable 🛢️ 🛢️ 
🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️
@vaporeon_ not enough
i need some oil
If you want to feel cool then add #dev to the URL to access secret options that I don't explain since I added them for as debugging options for myself!
re: doing really ridiculous invalid critique
@lapis this is very funny, i love weird bugs like this
Do you want to generate your own beautiful stardew math plots? Well, now you can, with https://stardewmath.clodsire.social !
The web site probably doesn't even have any bugs! We'll see!
@coriander shes weird imo
@coriander where is the fourth limb
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
