Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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@coriander @rockario what's frustrating with Anderson is that he's still good at critiquing games when he approaches them mechanically. But whenever he talks about story or themes I kind of want him to just stop talking please
@coriander @rockario I lost a lot of respect for Anderson when he spent five minutes of a review defending Joel's final decision in The Last Us
@coriander @rockario why do you say he's a hack?
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The seven-year-old did not enjoy my artwork of medieval videogame characters
@coriander @rockario also in Joseph Anderson's video titled something like "three alternatives to no man's sky" or something like that he has a section on The Long Dark and his description of the game will make it very clear to you whether or not you will like the game (I bought the game because of that video)
Pixel a Day's video on Subnautica, The Long Dark, and the sublime is also, fittingly, a sublime viewing experience
@rockario @coriander I don't recommend the story mode I thought it was very bad.
I enjoy the experience of fucking around and finding and don't mind extremely harsh punishments for my mistakes out so jumping straight into survival mode without looking up anything was a transcendent experience for me. If you prefer a little guidance then watching some of Zaknafein's advice on YouTube would be good (his various "10 tips" videos are really good for gitting gud)
Otherwise, prioritize shelter, then fire, then food in that order. Use death as learning experience, it will happen to you. Weapons are the best way to get long term sources of food since you can hunt, and find the spotting flare if you can it's a get out of jail free card for any wildlife encounter
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@coriander it's on The List
@coriander also I think The Long Dark is one of the best games ever made which means I have objectively good taste
@coriander eurojank is refined taste that is acceptable
@coriander YOU LITERALLY PLAY FORZA
@coriander WHAT THE FUCK
@coriander wrong I am objectively autistic
@coriander critiquing my Beloved Thing is one of my favorite pasttimes
No one has talked more shit about Battlefield 1 than me
re: Vaporeon can't spell
@vaporeon_ I cannnt spell either 🔍
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I managed to get a deathless run of Journey of the Prairie King last night without any exploits!!!!
@coriander I was thinking of this exact video as I made the toot
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
