Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@lapis I'm doing good I just ate breakfast.
it is very early for me, but my sister needs to be driven somewhere tomorrow morning so I had to speed run fixing my circadian rhythm (I didn't sleep at all two nights ago)
my neighbor has invited me over to drink alcohol this afternoon so I'm looking forward to that. otherwise not too much happening today
Currently thinking about the old review from a web site like IGN (it might have been IGN actually) of Riven: the Sequel to Myst where they said it took them 3-4 hours to beat it with a walkthrough and they gave it a 7.5/10
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@AsterMeadows i will make sure to give you a big target then :]
@AsterMeadows can you order me some too
@The_T @vaporeon_ they are brown, which im sure is just a coincidence
@AsterMeadows @cam whoa new pfp
@vaporeon_ the ducks lay eggs and you can make mayonnaise from them that sells for lots
@vaporeon_ they are truffle pigs and they will dig up truffles which are pretty valuable in the game's economy
possibly minor spoilers for coriander i guess?
@vaporeon_ no geese. but you can raise ostriches and magic black chickens and normal chickens and tiny lizard dinos
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@lapis im struggling to find proof of this feature of the game on the wiki but it did 100% happen to me
@lapis i did not save a video of this event unfortunately so you will have to take my word for it
@lapis fun fact: the game has a fail safe for players like me where, if you take too long to find the shadow creature, you can fish it up randomly and one of the things you catch with your rod
well, it so happen this happened to me during the fishing minigame during that one fall festival which was EXTREMELY CONFUSING
re: Opus Magnum: De Re Metallica
@amy wow this looks like a beautiful game that i can be normal and trusted about
@lapis I didn't uncover the shadow creature who hides in a bush at the beginning of winter until the fall of year 2 on my first playthrough, good fucking times
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
