@coriander for a good five seconds i was like "tf does the word 'swift' has to do with coriander"
@coriander also "[women]" is slaying me thanks for that
@coriander damn I need to listen to more genesis owusu
@Lucy this is an insult to hell
@lapis I danced with Haley at the flower festival thing last night 😇
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him