Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@AsterMeadows this is quite good but ive seen better
@coriander very good but not enough
@lapis very good but not enough
in my correct opinion 
is the greatest emojo of all time
my roommates are forcing me to learn shell scripting
doing computer touching activities :)
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I wish they ran the UK instead of the last couple of UK PMs
@maple TIL that i am part of a problem that i did not know existed
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If only there was any way into the house, even just one.
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was up at an unethical hour of the night playing Minecraft and am currently suffering the consequences
@maple hello maple
@coriander to be fair Crisp Rat sounds like some weird alternate dimension Snoop Dogg
@coriander oh Chris Pratt
@coriander who the FUCK is Crisp Rat
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h do you want to see an especially fluffy baby
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
