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least defensive patriots playoff game:

@vaporeon_ it's always kept above 60 degrees Celsius which should be enough to avoid the kind of harmful bacteria growth that occurs in room temperature soups

But I don't think I'm trusting 200 day old broth*

*The soup is constantly being eaten and having new ingredients and broth added to it so it's very unlikely that any of the broth is 200 days old so this is an exaggeration. But still

I try not to watch YouTube shorts anymore but I have made an exception for the guy who eats from a "perpetual stew" that he has had in a crockpot for over 200 days

had an extremely vivid dream where I got my old job back and also the Seahawks beat the Patriots 44-7

@lapis I'm gonna see if we have any bacon left

Later today I'm gonna roast a turkey leg which I've never done before so I'm looking forward to that

@coriander I remember when I told my dad as a kid that music from generations ago seemed higher quality than modern music and he have me a long, pained look before responding "Caleb, there's always been lame music."

@coriander old goblin yells at cloud except this time they're right

@amy I am trying to find it and I am having the same problem and it's pissing me off

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