Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ it's optimal
@vaporeon_ rookie numbers
@monorail welcome back ms glaceon
The worst part of the 2-hour anti-C++ video full of AI generated imagery is that it's a really good video
@cam have you watched fmab
@cam according to my research it seems very nearly entirely free of weird anime shit
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis I LOVE SHOEBISCUIT
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
I am in the sleepy zone
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
re: NSFW Biblically inappropriate poll that will someday get me burned at the stake
@lapis anyone who thinks you can't fuck a flaming wheel with eyes is a COWARD
Sherclod Holmes
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Guess who's #GotchaDay it is???
That's right! Mr Mittens the Cat!
I got him in 2014, he was around 2 when I got him so I think that makes him about 14! I just love my mitteny guy, and I'm about to tell you a secret: he's gonna get some canned food shortly.
French toast for dinner 🤤
I have a whiteboard I attached to our fridge that I use as my grocery list but my roommates have claimed it as a sketchbook
@vaporeon_ they should invent a type of vaporeon that sleeps regularly
@cam i like the shading on the strawberry
i am normal and can be trusted to boost a regular number of pet photos
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
