Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@amy @vaporeon_ nah i do crosswords solo on mondays and am now crossworded out
@amy hello crossword woman
does anyone have that scene from pirates of the carribean 3 where the plot is so convoluted and hard to follow they have, like 12 characters sit on an island and explain to each other (and the audience) what everyone's motivation is
@lapis @coriander I don't honestly don't even know how to explain it better than trapped in a cube it was very confusing and a bit rushed
@lapis windows 11 would be good, actually, if they put this in it again
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@coriander the season ends with the only compelling main character trapped in a cube, every other interesting side character dead, and the main villain not actually having ever existed. fuck you
@lapis oh FUCK it's the whole damn game!!!!
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@coriander bro lookin glorp glorp
@coriander delete this
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@vaporeon_ what are your computer specs it could give inspiration
re: Alcoholic beverage, cocktail
@packetcat this would fix me
never mind my roommates made me hot chocolate god is good
so you're telling me that god is all-knowing and all-powerful and they used all of that to invent HAVING TO SHOVEL SNOW?????
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Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
