Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@amy my favorite game from 2025 was crosswithfriends.com
The cookies have discovered they are stronger when they stick together
@lapis my roommates and I think teeth are kiki
re: Food
@Lucy kenji puts sardine paste in his chili which I want to try someday. I can see it working because I always put hella fish sauce in my chili and that is awesome
Sherclod Holmes
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*friday the 13th theme*
ki-ki-ki bou-bou-ba
@coriander congratulations
re: take not meant for coriander who will get upset
@Taweret @coriander i loved breaking bad but a lot of the discourse is rancid
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@vaporeon_ have a happy vappy new year!!
@vaporeon_ this was grammatically nonsensical but I think you understood what I meant to say
@vaporeon_ if I send Vaporeon a fax I would
@cam not sure she counts as recession pop but it is early 2000s edm nostalgia
@cam you ever listened to pinkpantheress
@cam i was not at all prepared for this toot
Sherclod Holmes
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Stlex 
@monorail never play ultimate
re: nothing
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
