Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
sportsball
jesus christ lions
@Lucy are these real words or fake words
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alc
just made the shittiest coquito of all time
@aschmitz the print quality is insane and it's also 900 pages, it's a thunker alright
@Lucy his san francisco garlic noodle recipe changed my life
@Lucy the emojis are the most important part of this toot
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re: Message from Mr Mittens
@lapis merry christmas to you too, mr mittens
merry christmas my beautiful followers, i love you all
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@cam it should have been ME
another day, another insane purple category in nyt connections
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@wallhackio Bumby the loaf
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
