Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@cam what variety of snacks wilst thou procure
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if cis people are so great then when don't they have their own siberian orchestra
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@cam I bet there's a beautiful milf out there who is autistic about fruit flies
@cam we all saw your fit check a while ago you can't fool us
@vaporeon_ pets the vappy
@vaporeon_ hello vappy
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h they are at home, I'm at a white elephant event with friends haha here's some recent photos though
@monorail this is definitely a top 100 meme of all time, love this one
@monorail @coriander could've been a timed camera shot, you never know
sportsball
well, at the Chiefs are out of the playoffs
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If you look real closely you'll see this isn't actually a selfie
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
