Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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My phone is sitting up on my desk, leaning on my monitor, while 3 rats spin on it. https://spinningrat.online/
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Putting worcestershire in my tartar sauce feeling like a real culinary genius over here give me a michelin star right now call me the bear
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re: not serious
@monorail LMFAO
not serious
@monorail now im anxious that this reply was addressed to me
completed Advent of Code day 3 :)
@holly im sorry ill do better next year
@lapis the people are dissatisfied with the leniency of my gatekeeping
real men listen to the same song 210 times in one year
@vaporeon_ moist vappy
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A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
@vaporeon_ holly glaceon
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
