Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ @amy it's very simple, all you need to do is to combine milk, water, whey protein concentrate, canola oil, milk protein concentrate, sodium citrate, sodium phosphate, calcium phosphate, lactic acid, sorbic acid, sodium alginate, apocarotenal, annatto, cheese culture, and enzymes
@vaporeon_ @amy it's just like that but it's (artificial) cheese
@vaporeon_ @amy do they have whipped cream from a can in Germany?
@vaporeon_ I have two left, but i can't guarantee how long that statement will remain true
@sidd_harth0_5h4h I made 20 meringues and may or may not have eaten too many
I am normal and can be trusted with twenty meringues
@onfy he hosts the television show Wheel of Fortune now
@monorail i thought it was implying there was a celebrity episode or something
.....Ryan Seacrest hosts wheel of fortune now????
@cam fuck yeah i knew you were cool
@cam something something fish fear you
@cam sorry to break it to you but that looks good as fuck
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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Teaching her to enjoy her sweater. Doesn't she look darling???? 
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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@wigglytuffitout i would have voted "do it lmao" if i saw this in time
@amy it's amy!!
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
