Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
It's very easy to install linux when you have friends who can tell you exactly what you need to do
re: silly subtoot of a friend don't read into this
@coriander @monorail @denny brb im about to read some music
re: silly subtoot of a friend don't read into this
@coriander @monorail @denny lmao
@vaporeon_ @coriander I plead the fifth
@coriander skill issue.
Here at glitchcat I WILL be tagged in the hellthread and I WILL like it
re: food (non-veg)
@YKantRachelRead i believed it for a second FUCK
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@coriander a friend described it promptly as "Victorian child pleading not to be sent to the workhouse or up the chimney again" and absolutely fuckin sent me because yes, that is what she is channeling EXACTLY
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heartbreaking: I am eating my poptart instead of giving to dog #maplepls
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Prince Zuko and Prince Zagreus
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Cat really shouldn't try to bait me into proving her wrong late at night when I need to wake up in the morning
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horse coffee mug that says "don't talk to me until i get in the boot"
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
