@monorail i am hurting my right hand by mashing the Y button
@coriander how much have you played
@coriander YES YES YES YES
@Breakfast if it ain't weird then it ain't rowan keep being weird please
@amy fuck it we ball
@vaporeon_ @amy hello, wet rat
@amy hello normal person
@vaporeon_ it seems like a slop TikTok account that made this up but I can't know for sure
@vaporeon_ no idea
@vaporeon_ would like to see something that might be even worse?
@cam this fucking game
@cam oh no oh fuck
@cam meeeeeeeeeee
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt