Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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I hate anime girls. I say this as someone who loves "love live", I hate anime girls. I hate them so much. I don't hate women in anime, I hate anime girls
clipping tiny desk concert??????
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells. Grapes melon oranges and coconut shells
@YKantRachelRead nah, fuck the sportsballs i was rooting for the sportsballs
A ladle is....
@coriander but ive already been on fedi for three years 
@coriander once again you are two layers deeper than me in terminal onlineness
Sherclod Holmes
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I'm really glad I don't actually care who wins this, I don't think I could handle the stress if this was the Tigers
smells like apples
@amy hmmmmmm....... ill allow it.
@amy late again, reported again.
@vaporeon_ ate it all, sorry
@The_T oh you like nuts, huh? then name every nut
mmmmmmmm....... pizza.........................
@vaporeon_ music is so cool
@vaporeon_ then go play pokemon
@vaporeon_ eat ice cream
@vaporeon_ it's actually kinda funny like this tbh
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
