Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@monorail if you ever play csgo i will report you
about to make the shittiest homemade bread ever baked
@holly many are saying this
@monorail @Breakfast sounds like something one with hay fever would say
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@lapis I'm doing ok, how about you?
@lapis good afternoon
hi @monorail you have four minutes left to play today's wordle
@monorail im going to assume this is funny if i played more corru.observer so i will like this
@vaporeon_ touchscreen keyboards were a mistake
@vaporeon_ they should let me write beautiful javascript on my tiny portable computer
@BestGirlGrace federation weirdness won't let me see what this was a reply to but i favorited because monads mentioned
@monorail backwards long jump
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@coriander hi goblin did the weighted blanket save you
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the enemy of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy is Kevin Bacon
sportsball
the chiefs look good again i hate it here
@coriander i watched bong joon ho's Mother right after watching Hereditary which is an insane combo if you have mommy issues. or so ive been told
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
