Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@monorail this had me giggling nonstop for like a full minute, thank you for sharing
@coriander nice try, i see that wreath back there.
@coriander um, halloween hasn't happened yet. reported
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@coriander @Taweret its not too hard to make it homemade and trust me, that shit will change your life
Maybe these cookies I'm baking will fix me
@lapis i never considered myself a cinephile and now i know why
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@coriander @Taweret have ever had a relatively authentic masala chai
@coriander @Taweret fuckin reported.
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@lapis You just used the word! It's "media!"
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Woke up at 6, as is my body's wont, and fed the cat. Went back to bed and read and dozed for another few hours; got up for real around 8:30. The cat is now very insistent that as I have risen a second time, there ought to be second breakfast.
Found a gas station yesterday with red beans and rice in some Tupperware for $2, I got good food and Tupperware for $2 fuck yeah
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
