Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

the purpose of character writing is not to develop interesting characters, but instead to kill them to subvert audience expectations

Why is tortoise spelled like that

@coriander goblin behavior

just got bullied into playing hollow knight

@maple if this is a crime then i don't want to be legal

@The_T incredible

@maple fuck yeah

@maple does it fly

@The_T they have a creeper in the sonic racing game???

@The_T @amy in my opinion that adds enjoyment to most activities

@The_T @amy https://glitch.cat.family/@wallhackio/114057196607909778

@The_T @amy ever since "the incident" god hasn't talked to me i think they are mad at me

@amy let me who got you sick so i can report them

that moment when you are two milliseconds slower than Lesbian Foot Slave

@coriander she perfect

@monorail _{you're welcome!!!}

@monorail whilst being blasted 100 meters by the gust of the wind
BLESS YOOOOOooooooo_oooouuuuuuuu

@vaporeon_ the game is not creepy at any other point in the game

@vaporeon_ there's a mechanic in the game where an enemy called the "scoutmaster" will chase after you and almost certainly kill you if you are playing multiplayer and leave your teammates behind (you climb too high past your teammates while they are still alive)

the scoutmaster's bugle will give you and your teammates a "morale boost" but it will also spawn the scoutmaster even if you're playing solo or if your friends are not left behind

i had also never seen the scoutmaster before (although I was aware it was a game mechanic) and it has long spindly limbs and moves in an uncanny way and it made me shit my pants