@maple fuck yeah
@maple does it fly
@The_T they have a creeper in the sonic racing game???
@amy let me who got you sick so i can report them
@coriander she perfect
@monorail you're welcome!!!
@monorail whilst being blasted 100 meters by the gust of the wind
BLESS YOOOOOooooooooooouuuuuuuu
@vaporeon_ there's a mechanic in the game where an enemy called the "scoutmaster" will chase after you and almost certainly kill you if you are playing multiplayer and leave your teammates behind (you climb too high past your teammates while they are still alive)
the scoutmaster's bugle will give you and your teammates a "morale boost" but it will also spawn the scoutmaster even if you're playing solo or if your friends are not left behind
i had also never seen the scoutmaster before (although I was aware it was a game mechanic) and it has long spindly limbs and moves in an uncanny way and it made me shit my pants
@monorail reported for being a completionist
@monorail reported for being a tryhard
@coriander reported.
@Taweret the "alpha demon" lmaooooooooooooooooooo
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videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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