Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@maple if i got the death note i would probably do an 80-20 split, 80% evil and 20% good
i think im gonna do it
@melsbells i love simba
goddammit the new $500 mario kart looks fun as hell
@amy oh you did post hi today
every time i see @amy post something without writing "Hi" first its weird, like if Phineas and Ferb cuts to Doofenschmirtz and you don't hear the "Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated" jingle
man some days twitter is just Fun
@coriander watching children fight can be entertaining
@maple hell yeah
@monorail @vaporeon_ when will the clodboy. evolve into a clodman
@monorail @vaporeon_ see this level of intelligence and insight is why you're an admin and i am simply a low-level shitposter
re: blood, tits
@cuttlefish tits are so cool
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@vaporeon_ a group of glaceons
which is the best object of worship?
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
