Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
made quite a good chili this week i am very happy
baldur's gate 3, spoilers do not read aescling
apparently it is a bad idea to Fuck an incubus in Hell
@monorail i was not ready for the psychological damage i would experience reading this
baldur's gate 3
which a better use of 5000 gold?
@coriander goddammit steam gets me again
@coriander machine girl is in this game???
baldur's gate 3, minor spoilers for aescling
you can't romance jaheira :(
this feels like a fried egg at midnight kind of night
@coriander the only people i know from seattle are weirdo goblins
@coriander damn that's too bad
@coriander how the fuck is this possible
re: baldur's gate 3
i used telekinesis to try and move the bread to a new spot but that destroyed the bread.
rip butter bread you will be missed
@coriander jealous. not even joking.
Xander gets shit done, that's for sure
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
