Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@amy I was delting my runes are people still up for puzzle
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@wallhackio Clodsire should be the size of a bus, that's a more appropriate size for a whale
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Anyone who says Clodsire is a whale turn on ur location I just wanna talk
@coriander this post is an all-time classic (to me, at least)
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Me to Caleb: Fuck u, go die
Caleb: lol yeah
Me in the general vicinity of Caleb: I like Iron Maiden
Caleb: reported for having an opinion
@vaporeon_ the second best whale pokemon
I would like Nolan movies a lot more if he weren't writing them
re: food (non-veg)
@YKantRachelRead oh my god
@monorail brb reporting them for this
@monorail I would call it "monorail-core"
@monorail is this another rock band
re: mh (-)
@holly 
@vaporeon_ when cat first showed me a clodsire I didn't have a good size reference so I thought it was the size of a bus
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@coriander clodsire is a whale
I am normal and can be trusted with 96 servings of oat milk
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
