Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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I'm gonna put an entire head of garlic in my tomato sauce because I am a grown ass adult and I can do what I want
Sherclod Holmes
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clod morning everyone
@Lucy YES ANOTHER ONE
@Lucy cassidy 🔫 
@AsterMeadows it was actually awesome. i improved so rapidly and i got way better at smash at well. i knew nothing and learned everything. it was amazing
Sherclod Holmes
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i might be the first person ever in history to say that Overwatch fixed them
i really miss the version of myself that briefly experienced ego death while trying to git gud at Overwatch
@lapis welcome to my life
@coriander nah I had just finished a bunch of chores and then flopped into my bed while grunting like a dad
@AsterMeadows yeah exactly
Whatever the opposite of a hup is, I just did that
@Lucy hell yeah art is not dead
@Lucy ryan gosling fucks a rock in the movie?????
@Lucy I have absolutely no idea what this means but I agree
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
