Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander oh and balderdash!
@coriander it's pretty fun 
@coriander scattegories
Sherclod Holmes
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@cam @vaporeon_ that is a lot bigger than I had imagined, huh
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio I can't even call that "on sight." That bear had your number and an axe to grind from way over the next hill
Sherclod Holmes
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re: fictional animal death
@wallhackio Press F to disrespect the horse bear
@coriander FUCk the cubs
just looked at the score of the tigers game and i really wish i didnt do that
epstein
i just learned that chomsky was buddies with epstein
@amy oh its a knife
@amy thats not real what the fuck is a fleam
@lapis oooh that does sound yummy
@lapis what did you cook
@The_T an eggplant and tomato pasta thing
I improvised a meal and it turned out well 
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
