Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
I seem to have induced a bug in read dead 2 where bounty hunters are chasing me even though I don't have a bounty
having had a night to sleep on it i have concluded that Cloud Atlas is an incredible film
my favorite thought-terminating cliche is to tell someone they forgot to account for the indomitable human spirit
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@cam i mean, ill try anything once
@cam ill try anything once
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the very first thing i did in read dead 2 was run directly away from the objective to see what would happen and then i accidentally killed arthur morgan by running out of stamina
cloud atlas fucking slapped wow
so far, the saddest thing that has happened in read dead 2 has been when my level 4 bonded horse that cost me $750 died by being hit by a train
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Burger Backlog
Really putting the Ham in The Hamburglar lately... he doe sin fact just lie on his back like that for hours.
@amy twelve minutes too early, do better next time.
i know that we live in a hellscape of remakes and remasters but fallout new vegas actually would benefit from a very nice and well-thought out remaster
my favorite part of oppenheimer is when they reveal einstein near the end of the film with the same cinematic language marvel movies use when they have a cameo, that was extremely funny
re: food
@aschmitz i meant the game lol
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Puck has other names:
- Sir Robin ("Puck") Goodfellow
- Puck Puck
- Pucky Poo
- OW FUCK
it might be stockholm syndrome but im starting to really enjoy dominoes
@lapis portect him at all costs
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This is from a board game I have literally just learned about 2 minutes ago so don't ask me if it's any good but THIS BEAR'S NAME IS TRINKET!!!!!
@coriander is the game fun
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
