Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@lapis yes i feel great now 
@lapis "early" meaning "early for me"
@lapis yeah he looks like this: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThnaev2-9bgRXw_UEAhE5021pt8j2j4ATWP71teu0phaVn0bOsCTDC4tw&s=10
(image upload on glitchcat is temporarily borked so i had to send a direct link)
@lapis had a headache last night so i went to bed early
the fuck you mean they made a live action moana
@vaporeon_ big big big big capy....
@coriander i love him
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@cam thats good ig?
@lapis @baronvonjace you were supposed to say "under where" and then i would reply "haha you said underwear" and I don't have anything in my script for this response
@lapis @baronvonjace its actually under here
@cam is your headache better
@cam good morning cam
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
