Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@lapis neither was actually the game from the screenshot i shared!

Frostpunk "contains no Woke content" even though one of the DLC missions literally lets you invent communism

so apparently Baldur's Gate 2 is Woke because it features a character who briefly turns into a woman as a result of a potion in a scene that is "depicted humorously," but the Destroy All Humans! 2 remake is also Woke because it removes a plotline from the original game that featured a character getting a sex change in a scene that was depicted humorously

guess the game

I wonder if Fredrick Douglass's memoir is woke because it "espouses modern day political sentiments"

you all will be happy to know that Bloons Tower Defense 6 is considered red alert on the Woke Content Detector list

I wonder if that giant spreadsheet that tracks whether games are "woke" considered Read Dead 2 woke because the main characters dislike slavery

Christopher Nolan is an interesting director for me, given that I am always excited when he releases a new film even though I've ever loved one single movie of his (Interstellar)

@lapis PREACH

@coriander nope, I will never root for the Kansas City chiefs

@coriander I don't have any clue how she did it. She spent all her savings on a rather extravagant wedding and she and her husband lived in a rather expensive house they rented. They must have gotten a lot of help from their friends or something I dunno

@coriander my younger sister, somehow

@coriander (me neither)

@coriander if only Student Loans were not a thing....

@coriander to be perfectly honest i would happily go back to college

going to a small college was a cool experience. in one of my programming classes the prof sent every student in the class a postcard with a handwritten message at the end of the semester. good times!

@vaporeon_ i guess it had to if it was able to handle what i gave it

@vaporeon_ yeah racket is a lisp. it was a blast ​​

i remember during a lecture we were asked to write a factorial function, and i decided to input something absurd like, 10,000,000 as the input during lecture and 20 minutes later my function finished and took five full minutes to print the digits of the resulting number on my terminal which made the lecture very hard to pay attention to

@vaporeon_ a really good job opportunity that just opened up for me is, unfortunately, a java backend job