Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
re: clodboy lore drop
I guess this isn't entirely true, because this page of the Big Purple Drawing Book was also very important for me learning how to draw hands:
@Taweret under fascism we give the remote control to my dad. he will fast forward through every sex scene
re: clodboy lore drop
@baronvonjace I loved that game dearly as a child. Sadly I lost the cartridge sometime during middle school and was never able to find it again
clodboy lore drop
i learned how to draw hands from the Sonic Advance 2 box art
@The_T what the FUCK is a drawfee
how the FUCK do you draw a horse
Sherclod Holmes
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It's not nightmarishly hot today, just normal hot 
@vaporeon_ what the fuck
@lapis @coriander oh my roommate has it
@coriander this better not be another Night Vale Fiasco
@coriander what is green yuri
@Thomas delaware slander 
alc
15% abv is not fucking around
Sherclod Holmes
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@monorail can you get me some taco bell
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
