@lapis my neighbor has a cat that I will cat sit for two weeks next month
@lapis I need a cat so I can smooch its little head
@coriander pretty sure that is a type of sandwich
@cam thank god, this country could use more train stations
@coriander thanks for your service goblin
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re: Stardew Valley
@lapis fuck yeah
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis Emily gave me the garbage can t shirt in my previous save file
Stardew Valley
@wallhackio Btw Shoebiscuit won 2 or 3 races before I went home for the first day
re: very stupid joke
@vaporeon_ my roommate's family plays a game they call goodminton where instead of being competitive, the goal is to rally for as long as possible
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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he/him
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