Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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@lapis my neighbor has a cat that I will cat sit for two weeks next month 
miso paste is such a cheat code
@lapis I need a cat so I can smooch its little head
Someday I wish to have a gif collection as tasteful and refined as Lucy's and Aster's
@coriander pretty sure that is a type of sandwich
@cam thank god, this country could use more train stations
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(queer slenderman) Collect my gay pages
@coriander thanks for your service goblin
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(less than) 5 days till Streamiversary returns...
Don't forget to follow! https://www.twitch.tv/the_ti_
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis fuck yeah
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis Emily gave me the garbage can t shirt in my previous save file 
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Stardew Valley
@wallhackio Btw Shoebiscuit won 2 or 3 races before I went home for the first day
not many people know this, but batman is also a whale
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not many people know this but clodsire is actually a whale
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re: very stupid joke
@vaporeon_ my roommate's family plays a game they call goodminton where instead of being competitive, the goal is to rally for as long as possible
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the painted deck is becoming my favorite deck in balatro
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
