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@Taweret @coriander rocket league is an absolute blast but people are really fucking good at it now so it's a humbling experience nowadays

description of genitalia 

@cam I thought it might be funny to try to write a pretend excerpt from romance novel with the name "Big Jake" but in my research I found something much funnier than I could ever think of so enjoy this instead

@coriander reported for unleashing this monstrosity on my eyes

@monorail don't worry we're gonna have ice cream tonight to compensate

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I still haven't psychologically recovered from the time that Emily told me she found clothing that was in line with my "inner self" and it was the fucking GARBAGE CAN T-SHIRT

@Thomas I change my clothes based on whatever Emily gives me in her cardboard box at the Sand Festival or whatever it's called

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.