Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@cam I thought it might be funny to try to write a pretend excerpt from romance novel with the name "Big Jake" but in my research I found something much funnier than I could ever think of so enjoy this instead

Big Jake McCandles

@coriander reported for unleashing this monstrosity on my eyes

@monorail don't worry we're gonna have ice cream tonight to compensate

Accidentally made a very healthy dinner today

@Thomas yup

I still haven't psychologically recovered from the time that Emily told me she found clothing that was in line with my "inner self" and it was the fucking GARBAGE CAN T-SHIRT

@Thomas I change my clothes based on whatever Emily gives me in her cardboard box at the Sand Festival or whatever it's called

may the FORTH be with you

@Lucy godammit that's also what I saw first

@holly goo afternoon

car trouble :(

@jackdaw_ruiz "Jack Torrance's enigmatic aura" LMAOOOOO

@maple @Lucy oh that actually is what the MC looks like