Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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@coriander reported for unleashing this monstrosity on my eyes
@monorail don't worry we're gonna have ice cream tonight to compensate
Accidentally made a very healthy dinner today
stardew valley
I still haven't psychologically recovered from the time that Emily told me she found clothing that was in line with my "inner self" and it was the fucking GARBAGE CAN T-SHIRT
@Thomas I change my clothes based on whatever Emily gives me in her cardboard box at the Sand Festival or whatever it's called
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may the FORTH be with you
@Lucy godammit that's also what I saw first
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Stlex 
@holly goo afternoon
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car trouble :(
re: alc
@jackdaw_ruiz "Jack Torrance's enigmatic aura" LMAOOOOO
@Lucy I have no idea what this is about but this is an extremely funny toot, thanks
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
