Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ what is gopher
@vaporeon_ I find HTML deeply unpleasant to write and read. I dunno it's just a me thing
@vaporeon_ thats how my blog works 
@vaporeon_ the best way to edit your web site is to write 1200 lines of bash code that generate html from markdown files using pandoc
Sherclod Holmes
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@Lucy inventing yaoi where theyre both girls so it can pass the bechdel test
@SportsGoblin now if only we could win away games
@vaporeon_ then you can wash it with soapy water and a sponge
@vaporeon_ when it comes to cleaning, rinse it under the faucet immediately after use and then put it in the dishwasher
@vaporeon_ do you own, or have the means to purchase, a garlic press?
@vaporeon_ how comfortable are you dicing onions or mincing garlic?
@lapis i had to reset my internal clock because i need to get my oil changed and the car maintenance place a neighbor recommended only had an availability this friday at 8 in the morning
Other than that I've been feeling kinda weird lately so I've been diving into software egineering projects to clear the brain noise
And oh yeah my roommate is going to teach me how to make homemade egg noodles today
@lapis good morning iron pencil statue i was actually awake when you posted this
re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy damn there are so many interesting videogames what a beautiful world we live in
re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy the last game I had to pull a notebook out to solve was Riven The Sequel To Myst
re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy you're making me want to play tunic
@dragon I don't know what this means but it seems like it is funny so I favorited
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio @Lucy I don't know if this is the original source, but it's the question here: https://www.quora.com/Atheists-imagine-youre-going-skydiving-with-a-Christian-baby-Suddenly-the-baby-tells-you-he-wont-open-his-parachute-until-you-renounce-atheism-and-accept-Jesus-as-your-lord-and-savior-What-would-you-do
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
