Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
hating lewis and pierre from stardew valley is praxis
Sherclod Holmes
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ConcernedApe let us date Marnie, she deserves better than Lewis
@coriander hopefully the 1.7 update lets us kill him
@coriander yeah you're starting to get it
@lapis Assigned Unaware At Birth
Sherclod Holmes
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Assigned Furry At Birth
@lapis what is hopepunk
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I have listened to a lot of hyperpop and I can say with 100% confidence that I have no idea what hyperpop is
@The_T i should learn how to read
@The_T um actually, xcx is not valid roman numeral, so the joke doesn't work. mods, cancel them
@aschmitz i wish they sang me this when they laid me off last june
you guys might not believe this but danny brown collaborated with charli xcx once
@aschmitz anyway the original toot was referring to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ONUyBB_bo&si=XxuVLC_OUzjLPbzF
The song starts 2m36s if you just want to skip to that
@aschmitz pretty good song thanks
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i can do anything i put my mind to when i'm procrastinating
Assigned Furry At Birth
another windows Mysterious Phantom Restart
I remember when I first played Balatro and unlocked Hanging Chad and saw the description, and my immediate reaction was "wow that sounds like a horrible card no thanks"
you gonna need it
you gonna neeeeed it
you gonna need it
you gonna neeeeed it
you gonna need some GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE
the next knives out film should have muppets in it
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
