Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@Thomas the huntress of legend herself
@vaporeon_ they're good imo
@cam I have never played Terraria
@anime_reference is this fields of mistria
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re: Fire Emblem 3 Houses (Started Over, yes I'm doing Edelgard's route)
@lapis why one should kill lorenz:
@maple I am clapping and also proud of you
@cam buy me some please
re: Fire Emblem 3 Houses (Started Over, yes I'm doing Edelgard's route)
@lapis why one should kill lorenz:
they should invent a kind of laundry that doesn't require remaking my bed
@holly love wins
i can't believe i only just learned that danny brown collaborated with charli xcx
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@aschmitz i just realized this was a pun
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sadly my javascript code runs faster with oop instead of functional programming 
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
