Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ they're good imo
@cam I have never played Terraria
@anime_reference is this fields of mistria
Sherclod Holmes
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re: Fire Emblem 3 Houses (Started Over, yes I'm doing Edelgard's route)
@lapis why one should kill lorenz:
@maple I am clapping and also proud of you
@cam buy me some please
re: Fire Emblem 3 Houses (Started Over, yes I'm doing Edelgard's route)
@lapis why one should kill lorenz:
they should invent a kind of laundry that doesn't require remaking my bed
@holly love wins
i can't believe i only just learned that danny brown collaborated with charli xcx
Sherclod Holmes
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@aschmitz i just realized this was a pun
Sherclod Holmes
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sadly my javascript code runs faster with oop instead of functional programming 
@coriander my innie would also say fuck the cops
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
